www.exhumedfilms.com - Great group that screens old movies

www.fark.com - It is like the best site out there.

A pig went into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender gave the pig the water and when the pig was done he asked the bartender if he could use the restroom. The bartender said, "Sure. It's down the hall and to your right."

A little while later another pig went into the bar and asked the bartender for two glasses of water. The bartender gave the pig the water and when the pig was done he asked the bartender if he could use the restroom. The bartender said, "Sure. It's down the hall and to your right."

Soon after, another pig went into the bar and asked the bartender for three glasses of water. The bartender gave the pig the water and when the pig was done he asked the bartender if he could use the restroom. The bartender said, "Sure. It's down the hall and to your right."

Then another pig went into the bar and asked the bartender for four glasses of water. The bartender gave the pig the water and when the pig was done he asked the bartender if he could use the restroom. The bartender said, "Sure. It's down the hall and to your right."

After a little while another pig went into the bar and asked the bartender for five glasses of water. The bartender gave the pig the water and the pig drank all five glasses and was about to leave when the bartender stopped him and said, "Wait a minute. All these other pigs have come in here and drank between one and four glasses of water and they all needed to use the restroom. But you drank five whole glasses of water. Why don't you need to use the restroom too?"

And the pig replied, "Don't you know the story? I'm the little pig that goes wee-wee-wee all the way home."

I would like to welcome everybody back to BFC, I know it has been a while, and well I am sorry.  Some people are probably asking why I am bringing this dog back from the brink of death; well basically I need something to do.  There are some changes, such as there are no extra sections; and also the way that other ventures of mine are linked here.

There were a lot of reasons why I stopped posting to BFC: lack of cooperation between a majority of the editors, lack of time, lack of content, and also I was just getting tired of it.  But this is how I want to get it back, some Fun and Cool stuff from me and the web.  I hope that I can get this up to the prestige it had before.

A lot has happened in the past year, and I might as well rant about it now.  Okay the War should not really have happened, I apologize to the French and German people and leaders for thinking this through.  Out of all that I see about Iraq on the news, why is it that the “Insurgents” will brace the media with open arms but hate of military?  Do they not think that there might be a solider dressed up as a cameraman?  Come on, isn’t it weird that the reporters get so close to leaders of these groups, and not get shot?

And then there is still that other war going on, oh you remember Afghanistan, right?  How funny is it that the largest employer in that country is Overstock.com?  Will Afghanistan be the next India?  Will we be out-shoring to this country now?  Oh and on the topic of off-shoring to India, who thought of this anyway?   If I was a businessman and I wanted to get cheap labor, I would rather get college kids instead of moving whole departments overseas.   Have you ever had to try to talk to tech-support now?  Its like every fifth word is clearly English, the rest is a mix between English and Indian put through a drive-thru speaker; am I ordering a coffee from Dunkin-Donuts or just getting my laptop serviced?  The best is when company have to rehire everybody they fired because the coding/customer service was so horrible they have to off-shore back to the US. 

A big step for me has been to go on a diet for the past three months, and hey I lost like 50 pounds.  The hardest part of dieting is not holding back on foods, but trying to workout the next day after eating too much.  After this experience I have learned that I am truly “big boned”.  I can feel my pelvic bone (hip) and I am not going to get lower than a 35 or 36 waist size.  I want to know how much fat truly weighs because I have lost 15 pounds in the last month and the only thing that got smaller was my waist size; the gut stayed the same, along with the handles.   Hopefully I can get down to the “ideal” weight of my height by the end of summer, because I know that once the season of food starts (from my birthday until New Year ’s Eve), I will be gaining some of it back.

Well its time to go, being July 4^th and all; have a Fun and Cool day now.